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1. I always think the best of people, which is why I consider you to be an idiot.
2. I dont recognize your face but your breath seems familiar.
3. You should wear a hat- at least you would know which end to wipe.
4. Its been nice talking to you- my mind needed a rest.
5. Have you thought about doing something for the community, like emigrating?
6. I thought I'd see you- everything else has gone wrong today.
7. If I could afford the wood, I 'd board your mouth up.
8. It's nice to see being successful has not gone to your head, just your mouth.
9. I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception.
10. You'd make a pretty picture- I'd love to hang you.
11. You're not yourself today- I noticed the improvement immediately.
12. I am busy now- can I ignore you some other time?
13. If there's one thing I can't stand it's people talking when I am trying to interrupt.
14. You would be a real charmer if it were not for your personality.
15. She has an unfortunate accident at birth- she was born.
16. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
17. You must have loads of money- you spend nothing on clothes.
18. You are a bit of thin. If I put my arm around you i'd probably slap myself in the face.
19. I hope you dont change, I want to forget you just the way you are.
20. He is so short that when it rains he is always the last to know.
21. I could improve your looks, but I'd probably get arrested if I kicked you in the teeth.
22. All the people who haven't heard that joke meet in a telephone box in a remote Devon village on the first Thursday of every month.
23. The more I think of you the less I think of you.
24. It will be hard getting along without you, but let give it a go.
25. What are you going to do for a mouth when the elephant wants its bum back?
26. I am not thick, I am just acting this way so you can keep up.
27. There is no need for you to go on holiday, you are always on an ego trip.
28. Talk is cheap, but thats okay- so are you.
29. When God gave out brains you thoughts he said trains and you missed yours.
30. I never forget a face and I will certainly remember both of yours.
31. Are they your teeth or are you breaking them in for a horse?
32. You remind me of a bunglow- nothing upstairs.
33. How can I forget you if you wont leave me alone?
34. Do you know what I like about you? Absolutely nothing?
35. People say that you can live by your wits but that must be rubbish because you are overweight.
36. You should sleep face down to be kind to burglars.
37. Is there no beginning to your talent?
38. Is it true you can walk and chew gum at the same time?
39. They got their good looks from their father. He is a plastic surgeon.
40. I can tell you are lying your lips are moving.
41. You have an inferiority complex and its fully justified.
42. Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
43. You are not as bad as people say. You are much worse.
44. Can I drop you off somewhere? Perhaps a very tall tower block?
45. Your diet is still not working then?
46. He is better at sex than anyone. Now he just needs a partner?
47. You should do some soul searching- you might just find one.
48. Whatever is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
49. I hope I run into you again sometime, preferable while I am driving.
50. We could improve the quality of this conversation if you kept your mouth shut.
51. I hope you never feel the way you look.
52. You look dressed to kill. I understand you cook the same way.